What is the definition of Hewlett Experiments?

Heywell experiments are like when you decide to conduct a scientific investigation using your everyday household items, but with a side of questionable ethics and a whole lot of questionable results. Imagine trying to figure out if a banana peel can be a new, non-toxic adhesive, but you're not even sure if the peel's adhesive properties are due to the rain or the banana's internal monologue about why it's always wet.

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Now, here's a drizzly example sentence: "In the quest for 'hewlett experiments' to prove that avocados are the new black, we accidentally created a recipe for 'hewletted avocado soup' that left our lab partner with a case of 'bewildered' existential dread."